I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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