She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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