her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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