We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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