Me. At least after what I've been through.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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