her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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