Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i out mim tonsoeep
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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