best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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