nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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