Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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