How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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