If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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