Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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