if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
