Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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