Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Be still, my beating vagina.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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