just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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