Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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