there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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