thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize
