He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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