I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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