in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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