Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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