Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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