i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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