dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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