I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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