you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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