Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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