Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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