is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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