Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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