RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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