it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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