who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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