sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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