Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
areolas are like halos for boobs.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
