Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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