love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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