Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Randomize
