i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
