Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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