talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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