if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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