mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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