I heard we made out
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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