Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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