The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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