Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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