I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i think i just lost a toe
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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