Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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