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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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