So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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