Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
