ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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