Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
